Armenian girls walk through life on heels as high as the NBA league players.
They have a fashion magazine cover look, burgundy lips, overly enhanced eyebrows and – depending on their mood and preferences – very curly or very straight hair. Usually the latter. Such straight hair does not happen in nature. An Armenian girl looks like Kim Kardashian with a less contoured face and a human-sized bottom.
Hand in hand with an Armenian girl walks an Armenian man. Armenian man does not look like Kanye West. Armenian man disturbingly often has a posture of a 12-year-old boy, tight trousers made from a tracksuit fabric, a cigarette in his teeth, a monobrow and bangs.
“What is all of this about?” – everyone will ask. Well, they say women are auditory.
The male part of the Zvartnots quartet.